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Paleopark is a zoological theme park and resort located
on a remote topical island!Also there are dinosaurs! WOW!
Its just like that one popular book/movie franchise!
But gasp - where does she get all these feral and anthro dinosaurs? Well buddy, its the miracle of dubiously ethical science!!!
Paleo Park
is a mad scientist with an obsession for genetics and prehistoric life! A recent graduate of the University of Applied Mad Sciences - the doctor seems to have a dubious morality and mysterious mysterious wealthy connections...
She’s also an scatterbrained nerd that turned herself into a pterosaur because she thought they were neat!
Genetic Replacement
Become your favorite
prehistoric creature!
Try a 4-part injection process or a short 3-part stay in one of our pods!
Get a new look scientifically engineered just for you!
De-Evolution Ray
Roll the dice and find out
which ancient ancestors DNA lurks
unlocked inside you! The D-EVO ray
will transform your character into prehistoric beastmode!
Result is a suprise!
Paleo Park Comics - $100/ custom page
De-Evolution Ray
The D-Evo Ray forces a creature's DNA to regress to an earlier point in their genetic ancestry. The regression period can be tweaked to reflect life from the Paleozoic, Triassic, Jurassic, Cretaceous or Holocene with a twist of a knob!
The subject is injected with a patented Genetic Plasticity formula - and then blasts them with a Pseudo-scientific™ Genetic Regression Beam that induces rapid metamorphosis!
This device should only ever be used on regular "feral" wildlife. For example, chick embryos inside of chicken eggs can be easily converted into raptors or other therapod dinosaurs for display at the Paleo Park zoo!
One should certainly NEVER use the d-evo ray on anthropomorphic animal folk! Side effects from genetic regression include intense beastial instincts to hunt and/or mate, a monstrous semi-feral form, and partial or temporary
loss of self-awareness.
Simply put, you get Were-Dinosaurs.
* "Sure, I shouldn't do that... but what if we did?" - Dr. Aliferax
De-Evolution Ray YCH
$20 per panel
$60 for full series
$85 for custom comic page
Contact for payment
Genetic Replacement Pod
* Immersion Pod: Guaranteed* stable transformation in under three days! * *Subject must be contained in the GEN REP pod for full duration* Choose any prehistoric species, or ask for a surprise!* Genetically engineered hybrid forms available!
Genetic Replacement Injection
* Injections: Gradual (one month) transformation process via four weekly Ren-Rep injections! * Replace your DNA with a prehistoric creature of your choice, or a surprise species! * Genrep offers a gradual, stable tranformation into a target anthro dino species or hybrid!
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