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Egg Sluts Cafe
Welcome to Egg sluts Fresh Egg Cafe!
a legally distinct business from any real sandwich shops
with a similarly funny name!
A cafe with a slightly obscene name has recently opened in a remote area!
And its hiring! Isn't near where the spooky swamp witch lives? The one with the greenhouse full of giant creepy plants? Who would go there?
The ad is offering food, board, and surprisingly good pay - and promises a
life-changing experience for employees!
Well... maybe it's worth checking out just for the silly name.



Cafe
The cafe is fully staffed by cockatrice, in charge of laying, cooking, and serving you the most delicious eggs!
All our staff are equipped with safty goggles to prevent accidental petrification!
We are a farm-to-table establishment,
when you visit, make sure to check out our
magical greenhouse and our livestock barn!




Green House
Fruit and vegetables are grown in this greenhouse, harvested fresh for the cafe!
Guests are welcome to tour the garden, but are advised to stay on the path and not feed the plants. Many are carnivorous, strangely clingy, or irrigated with magic potions.



Barn
Located just behind the cafe, our barn ensures the FRESHEST ingredients for our cafe!
+ Enjoy our "petting zoo"!
+ Fresh Milk and eggs!
+ BREEDING SERVICES











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